Hey Everyone in Xangaland my favorite place to be!!! I miss you guys, it feels like I have been gone forever. I have been busy with school I get out of my last class at 5 in the evening and then I stay and do homework until 8pm. These are condensed classes so we are cramming a whole semester in 4 weeks!!! Other then that not much new going on in this neck of the woods, I am going to be coming around to everyone one tonight to catch up on the latest and DaBombMom615 I wish I had a Penis tree to heheh oh yeah what a wonderful life that would be heheh….
So I ask myself as I sit here pondering the meaning of life, What is True Love..
Like ta hear it well here it goes, Imagine that….huh 🙂
True Love
True love is when you don’t bogart the joint, but instead pass it over to your true love 🙂 this buds for you baby!!
True love is when you make sure the bowl is always full and never running empty, yeah that is consideration 🙂
True love is when there is no more and you just don’t have the money for more you scrape the resin and save it and share it with your true love.. 🙂
True love is when you save that last used toilet paper roll, with some tin foil, and make your true love a love puffer..heheh
This one is the ultimate proof of love…True love is when you don’t let your true love smoke pot and drive….ALONE :).
Now here are some of the things true love is not….yeah you know your guilty of some of this shit!!!
When your true love has to yank the joint out of your fingers as your still trying to hit it…fuck how much can your lungs take in without exploding man heheh
When the damn bowl is always empty and your stoned off your ass and your true love is not……. stingy bastard..
When your true love is going thru her purse looking for that missing 20 dollars and your ass is on the couch looking just as guilty as the guy who stole Luckys Charms, shifty eyed fucker I know that weeds around here somewhere….:)
When your in the bathroom filling the homemade toilet paper puffer full and you’ve got the door locked and your true love is banging on the door saying…you motherfucker I can smell that shit clear out here I know what your doing….:)
When your out on a Joy ride with your friends and smokin da happy pappy and your true love is no where to be found…hehe
BUT REMEMBER WHAT TRUE LOVE REALLY IS…..AND THAT IS WHEN YOU GET THE LAST HIT!!!!
The Odd and Quirky News
Robbery bears fruit
Two armed robbers escaped with a bag of strawberries instead of cash after a mix-up during a raid.
Thieves armed with a pistol held up a terrified postmistress before dashing out of the Post Office in Edenfield, Lancashire, with the fruit, leaving behind a bag of cash.
They sped off in a black Hyundai coupe following the robbery on 13 July.
I bet the look on there faces was classic when they opened that bag heheheh…Until the next time bye 🙂
LadyPirateblog 
I don’t know much about the whoopie weed. Only tried it once. I do have a branch of that tree you mentioned. Maybe I should go plant it. Waddaya think?
i know something about that….always inhaled. 🙂
LOL A bag of strawberries !They may come back for the whipped cream..
I love strawberries, so I would have been very happy getting that! LOL
Kathi
lol a lot of tokin going on in xangaland lately! Glad to see you post again.
My brothers actually liked the loco weed. I like the story of the true love and the true lover trying to come in to the bathroom. Really silly. Be good and get that work done. We miss you.
Hi Lady T, I have missed you , glad you are back.
Judging by your post I reckon the school thing is all bullshit and you`ve actually been on one long `trip` for a week
How come all your `odd and quirky` news seems to revolve around us stupid English ?
was woundering where the hell ya been and yes ryc i heard about the lump on her tail bone shes got two in the arm and the leg poor thing.. gunna get some pics up soon i got one with her doing the bitter beer face should be hell of funny lots of love coming ur way hugs alley
love this post!!! bet you can guess why 😉
Hi there and thank you for visiting my Xanga site, Ms. Terri. Is’nt Lancashire near Birmingham (birthplace of Ozzy Osbourne)??? When Ozzy was a teenager he burglarized a few homes and businesses but he wore the kinds of gloves that have a mitten part with no fingers (like in the middle ages) so he got fingerprints on everything, then he was trying to climb a fence while holding onto a television set and the police captured him and he went to a jail for 2 months or so. After that he decided to become a rock n’ roll singer as an honest livelihood.
Because I read Allie-Cat’s blog often, I am aware that one of her brothers was taken from her very young, and that you have another cousin (in Goshen, CA?) who is very ill and who has young children at home. AllieKat had a P.O. box posted, to which to send get well cards. I’ve been kind of tied up treading water with this and that, I hope to send a card at some point over the weekend, my sister (she lives in Oakland) lived with a man for many years who died of a metastasizing cancer a few years back and he was in a hospice at the end and he would sleep in the day and scream in the middle of the night. He’d had cancer, like lymphoma, when he was young, and had radiation therapy. Then he was in remission for a long time but he always was getting SSI and he made bassoon reeds and had some other odd jobs. This guy never made much of a living but he’d gone to California Institute of the Arts and had that element of drama about him that my sister craves in a man…if you get the picture. (She does not wish to set up her own Xanga site, for whatever reason.) I could rattle on and on about my family but I don’t really feel like it.
I wish you my blessings. To you and AllieKat and your respective children and your cousins and their children. Bye now. Randy.
Ha ha BOGART I haven’t seen that word used in that context since I don’t know when. (Quit smoking pot 20 years ago.)
RYC: LOL, just bring the drinks and life could be interesting.
Great Post!! Glad you are back girl!! Missed you!! Happy Friday!!!
that sounds like fun with the strawberries. I am doing the summer courses too. Exhausting…
I don’t smoke… But I was in a garage band in high school, and went to college in the 70’s so I did get a lot of second hand smoke… But I didn’t inhale… LOL! I had to hold my breath for 10 years!
Hmmm true love is two hearts sharing one soul. But the join is pretty good tooo.!!!! Good luck with school
ahhhh this music is LOUD to my taste….I”m an country girl lol. My ankle is getting better I guess…it’s not hurting as bad as it did when I broke it, and when I had surgery on it….but it only hurts where they cut me at for the metal plates/bolts to be put in. That’s the only place it hurts…and it hurts when it swell up. Dr appt on Tues….I’m hoping for a no cast….skip to the brace one lol
Heck yeah that music is awesome!!!! I remember this video — the big nose guy running around!! Haha
I missed ya Terri. Don’t stay away so long! I understand busy though. I seem so always have something going on lately too. And all I want to do is sleep. Crazy.
Robbers get strawberries. Now that is my kind of luck. LOL
I’m gonna go download that song now. It will sound good in my car!
penis tree? I shutter to think I’d have to compete with it and vibrators!!!
what ever happened to a good bar of blonde hashish?…the cadillac of buzz..still better than crypto and much more mellow. been a long time since I have enjoyed, made a promise to the missus that I would never come home high and I do love to go home as soon as I can. however, considering the state of the world, only cruel sadistic fucks in this nation would not legalize weed..in fact with the new “deficit crunch” initiative going on, I feel it would help immensely with taxes if weed was legalized and taxed hard…not to mention, you would get a more standardized product and not like the stuff the teenagers get and freak out on because someone took a bunch of regs and sprayed it full of raid bug killer to make it stronger and sell it off as something else…I have watched many children running and even worse, driving a car hopped up on the fear of what they are feeling because someone basically poisoned them and charged them a premium to do it…honestly, it is something like cigarettes that needs an age limit and regulation..face it, it is almost mainstream today where a while back, it was outcast…for that matter, I miss hemp ropes and clothes and there too is an industry that we used to have in America that we have lost…hemp is a good cash crop and can easily equal cotton in its output but uses less land to produce more workable bulk…it is amazing it is legal and people are still going to jail for possession.
johnm
Great 2 finally hear from you. I was starting 2 wonder if you didn’t have 2 start fresh as another lady did due 2 a hacker. Anyhow loved the post… it had me LMAO. Good luck with the schooling… bet it’s fun though. Take care!
Hi Beautiful! How have you been? This entry of yours is CLASSIC! I love it! I’m only guilty of the “true love” examples (ha ha). Have a great one!
i was gone a week and it feels like forever lol…
hope things are well with you!
ROTFL!!!!! I’m doing just that Terri, imagining their faces, hahaha, one crazy mix-up, huh??? And thanx for visitng my site! *love and hugs* :):):)
‘Bout time you reappeared!
Hey! Good to see you again. That robbery story is too much. Have a great weekend!
Tim
RYC: yes she also has a new lump in her boob and her tailbone she seems to be spreading quicker thats 4 new ones in the passed 2 weeks… not good anyways talk at ya later loves ya me
Whoa.. No wonder I haven’t heard a peep from you for a while!! Take the time to take ur head out of those books/classes to have fun.. 🙂
RYC: Yes! That last cat is Spaz’s cat! What an expression on its face! How are you doing today? Still busy like crazy I bet!
Are we going to get anymore Terri videos? The last one was neat! I guess I can wait until your schedule lets up!
Yay she’s back!
HI TERRI!!!! Yeah, a penis tree .. sure would be great, wouldn’t it?? Poor Flap … so worried about having competition!!! (I don’t think he has anything to worry about!!). I LOVE your song … callin’ all freaks now … hello??? Here I am … I’m a freak!!! It was so good to hear from you again … I really missed you. It sounds like you are extremely busy … I hope class is going well for you!! Enjoy your weekend!! Alicia
Hi Lady T …quick question..I see that you refer to Alison (luvablealeykat) as `cus`, are you related or is it a term of endearance ?
Hope you are having a great weekend.
Hey there. I’ve been ok, just stressed out. Glad you liked it I think I might turn it into a song if I can get the rhythms down. I’ve been wanting to hear from Sarah lately, if you would please email me her number at Bluerockerchic16@aol.com I was up in three rivers yesterday & thought of her. Anyway, what have you been up to?
Ryc..I kind of figured that out, about your little sister, from reading your comment on Alisons site. I hope she is strong and can pull through it. It is a horrible disease, I lost my Nan, who I adored, to it , but she was an old lady…how old is your sister ?
I really feel for you, it must be a shit time but as they say keep your chin up and soldier on.
I will be thinking of you all.
Dave
I’ve seen the day I’d take the strawberries instead of the cash:)
I’ve been doing ok. I’m just working a lot & trying to get as much time in with my friends as possible before I go back to L.A.
Talk about true love…..I have done #3 and she wasn’t even appreciative. “Cough, cough….this tastes like sh*t! I ain’t smokin this….assh*le!” So what do I do? I spend my last $20 on a sack and she decides to bail (after smoking about a 1/3 of it) and goes to a party where I wasn’t invited. Something tells me that would have never happened with YOU!
Hi Terri
Well, that was some post. lol
Haven’t heard those definitions of true love before. Kinda followed a certain theme, though.
glad to see you’re back
MrTanner
i didn’t know that…hmmmm
Just thought I’d swing in & say hello. Hope things are going well with your schooling. Take care!
continuing to work hard and think about true love? btw…love the Nickelback track…one of my fave bands…later
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Bad News
Hi everyone in Xanga Land… Well bad news the DR.s says Paige is not going to make it She has been in hospital since yesturday … So if i dont get to you or LadyTerri don’t get to you we are dealing with family things and spending has much time with Paige has we can while we still have her..And just trying to tend to Paiges 4 young children. If ya wanna send get well wishes to Paige and her family.
The Address is this
Paige Head
C/O Pen Pal Central World Wide
PO Box 1054
Goshen California
93227-1054
LMAO, great post.
Have a great weekend.
You need to post and shyt woman! Where’s that B you promised?
thank you sooooo much!
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