UPDATE: I went ahead and put the Christmas stocking up at the top of my page 🙂 Thank you DInnocense and SeafoamMermaid22 for your help 🙂
Hello everyone!!! I was going to put up a stocking but it didn’t look right, so I will work on that and post it next time 🙂 I snagged the neat idea on DInnocense site 🙂 So go on over and put a little christmas cheer in her stocking 🙂
Idiot Bag
[Mr I]
“10,000 Pounds of Thrush?,” I says. “Where’d you come up with that crap?”
“I do not question THE BAG,” says LOBO. “Ever.”
“The bag? What bag?”
“The bag of words I pull from when I’m trying to come up with a title.”
“Every time you need a title, you pull words at random? I call bullshit.”
“Behold!” says LOBO, thumping a heavy sack on his cluttered desk. “Bask in the splendor, ye nonbeliever.”
“Does it work?”
“Try it out,” says the screwball. “What kind of story are you working on?”
“Let’s say a love story.”
“You pansy.”
“What?”
“I said ‘Oooh, fancy’.”
LOBO closes his eyes, as if in a trance.
“Oh for God’s sake–“
“Silence!” LOBO demands. “Oh, mighty and wise bag. Divulge unto us your creative genius, that of which we are so devoided!”
He pulls out two slips of paper, “The title of your romance epic shall henceforth be named,” he opens his hand, “Ox Nuts.”
“Ox Nuts.”
“Yes, Ox Nuts.”
“Well, let’s see if this thing will help me with a title for my next post …”
Nuttin like Rocky Mountain Oysters heheheh
The Odd and Quirky News
3m bees found in couple’s home
THREE million bees have been removed from a house in Miami Beach, Florida – as has the 66lb of honey found in a wall cavity. The bees appeared two years ago and the owner had been telling a TV crew how they had failed to get rid of them when he ran from the house, yelling: “They’re biting me!”
Man wish I could of seen that lmao!!
Also…….
Python pulled out of toilet
A WORKER pulled a seven-foot-long python from a septic tank after a resident reported a blocked toilet. Australian wildlife ranger Peter Phillips said: “I arrived to see a large python head peering out of the toilet bowl.”
I agree with the commenter who said….Good cure for constipation though!!
Until next time bye 🙂
Leonidas said:
3 million bees? Can we get a limit on those allowed in the house…
RdKingClassic03 said:
My cure for constipation is having my Gallbladder removed!
was that TMI?
Anonymous said:
Yes ^^^^ it was TMI!!!
Hi Terri!!! I missed you girl .. I’ve been busy as hell … I wish Christmas was over!! I can’t wait until you get your stocking .. I have a special gift to put it in for you!! Come over to my site and stuff my stocking!!
Have a great evening!! you!! Alicia
boydcreek said:
Big snake1 LOL! Have a good weekend!
BB61 said:
OK, that’s a snake with absolutely no class.
princecharmingthefirst said:
Very interesting ! LOLHope you have a great weekend.
SeafoamMermaid22 said:
You can put the stocking at the top of your page, OR put it in a post, and do edit html at the top first, then paste the code in there.
Anonymous said:
Thanks girl, I can always meet new friends! Ok, click on the red “get your own stocking”…..highlight the skdjkhjfiweybnk stuff…..hit copy then go to your new weblog and check HMTL and paste! there ya go! sharon xoxoox
LadyofAvalonLand said:
Chocolate can be good for you…………blessings………
Still_groovy said:
I can never copy and paste stuff on my site if it involves html codes. Arrgh! Hope all is well with you!
Kathi
Anonymous said:
I love the bee story and the python one. Good one. Hi there.
Anonymous said:
Well am commenting my other site and decided to say hello to my new subscriber. Hellooooooo.
jtqueenbee30 said:
omg….that snake story makes me afraid to use the toilet now lol
Anonymous said:
You did it! yayay! I left you a gift! love, Sharon 🙂
Anonymous said:
You did it! yayay! I left you a gift! love, Sharon 🙂
Anonymous said:
You did it! yayay! I left you a gift! love, Sharon 🙂
Aloysius_son said:
I am on my way around xanga trying to stop christmas from coming.
I have decided to let some of you keep Christmas, but only if you share the true meaning with your readers…
I will be back.
duke6146 said:
A Python Head sticking up from the toilet….That’s the most awesome thing I’ve heard of in a long time. Did anyone get a pix? I wonder-can the Phython go from toilet to toilet? The possibilities are endless…lmao…
Peace, Duke
flapirate said:
rocky mountain oysters ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah I saw the story about the bees it was on the local news, the best part that they had been living there for a couple of years and didn’t freaking noticed!!!
StlPromoPrint2 said:
Good luck on your final tonight… wait – that sounds funny- on your final exam that’s being held tonight…. there that sounds better.. the other may have had a bit of a morbid connotation to it…..
Anyway- I’m keeping my 1’s & 0’s crossed for you !
Anonymous said:
Hey girl! just checkin in! love, Sharon 🙂
Anonymous said:
I’m just going to say!
huh!
momofjenmatt said:
Did I put something in your stocking? Now I can’t remember dammit. You can leave my present under my menorah, thanks. Thanks for going to my friends site ( he’s a good blogger, hope you subbed)
momofjenmatt said:
RYC: thanks for subbing to the friend, I think he will deliver : )
momofjenmatt said:
My goal is to wish everyone of my subscribers a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and a Happy New Year ( check all that apply) I could send one of those mass message things, but I thought this was a little more personal.
Thank you for reading my site and have the happiest of holidays
Much love,
Laura
Viccieanne said:
hope you have a very merry christmas terri~*
Anonymous said:
Have a fun christmas and a great 2007.
Shack
Still_groovy said:
Terri, I wish you and your family a very fine Christmas and 2007!
Kathi
GrumpyBear54 said:
Terri, thanks for the comments throughout the year…..wishing you a Very Merry Christmas and a Great 2007….BearHugs
pray14me said:
Congratulations to Sarah.Merry Christmas to you and yours this year.Hugs, Tricia
Anonymous said:
lol