Trailer Trash Talkin’ Turleen
She talks press her belly and this is what she says:
“Bubba Jr get off yer sister”
“Pour me a double I’m drinkin fer two”
“If the trailers a rockin don’t come a knockin”
“Look out it’s a twister!”
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If Barbie makes you want to puke, and memories of your childhood being forced to playwith Barbie dolls induces nightmares, we have the cure.
Introducing Trailer Trash Talkin’ Turleen. Yes that’s right, a burping, beer drinking, cigarette smoking, 12 inch tall doll, that exemplifies true American White Trash. Press her belly, (it’s big because she’s got one in the oven) and she’ll share some pearls of wisdom with the sophistication and style that makes her family and third grade teacher proud.
A little biography about Turleen:
She didn’t just fall off of the turnip truck! Turleen is a sophisticated and patriotic American and a model working mother. After hours of hard work gathering carts at the Honk and Holler and waitressing at the elegant Bowlarama, she still finds time to spend quality time with her kids. With seven children and one on the way, she recently won the Mother of the Year Award from the Pink Flamingo Trailer Park Homeowners Association! This special trophy sits proudly on the kitchen window sill in her luxurious double-wide next to her six first place Little Miss Guzzler Awards from the county fair! Yes this honey has grown up! She’s got a bun in the oven and she’s ready to hit the town!
Wait there is more we are also selling her man JerWayne Junior!
“Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!”
“For the last time, we ain’t havin’ no yard sale!”
“I’m fixin’ to be your doublewide daddy”
“Ain’t nothin’ sadder than a doublewide with no beer”
“Honest! I’m not lyin’ through my tooth!”
Have you sported a classic mullet haircut since the seventh grade; conservative in front and a party in the back? Do you describe high definition as that happy feeling you get after drinking two cases of beer? Is your idea of an exciting day relaxing on the couch and watching the 24-hour bass fishing marathon on TV? Can you spit across the room without opening your mouth? Do yer neighbors think that yer having a yard sale 365 days a year? Do you look forward to family gatherings as a way to meet yer new mate? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then JerWayne Junior is fer you!
Ya’ll better hurry there won’t be to many of these left!
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