Hellooooo Xanga!!!! I have been locked out of my account and finally got in 🙂 Don’t you just hate it when that happens..I know damn well I typed my passcode correctly and every damn time it says I have to wait 30 to 45 minutes!!!! I emailed that help support joke thingy they have going to divert us from the truth, there is no help were on our own, ok maybe I am going a little overboard but I was madder then a wet hen….I was threatening to go to another blog site oh yeah I was pullin out the BIG GUNS! I think there techs might just look like AOLs
LOBOs Corner
“Ethan and I met in Junior High school, where he and his friends used to beat up me and my friends. He didn’t stop until one day I warned him that if he didn’t sell his Faberge Egg collection before spring of that year, he was going to be stuck with a whole lot of worthless crap that wouldn’t even make a decent tacky jewel-encrusted omelet.”
“Did he sell them?” asked Edward.
“No,” replied LOBO. “And sure enough, a few months later, he took a bath in those things too. But by that time, I was long gone.”
“Gone? What happened?”
“Well, firstly, my band took off. Vaginal Slide didn’t really get much local traction, but we were huge in the Galapagos Islands. Monsters in Guatemala. Heard of us? ‘Red Hot Chocolate’ was our big one:
’Don’t play like it’s no sacrilege
that I got a rolls of toilet paper in my freezer, my fridge,
Farting, sharting stuff from Hell,
I oughta sue the balls offa Taco Bell
It’s searing through my anus like an acid blowtorch
You can smell burnin flesh even on the front porch!
Red Hot Chocolate, screamin in the night
If Ida been a second later, Ida arc-welded my tailpipe
Red Hot Chocolate, five gallons deep,
If Ida been a second later I woulda melted my Jeep—‘
“Is that the one that Pat Boone remade?” asks Edward.
“No. He remade our song ‘The Ayatollah of Areola’. And ballads and love songs were huge that year, so he made a bundle. He later stiffed us on the royalties and the writing credit.”
“Did you sue?”
“Couldn’t.” replies LOBO. “By that time the band had split up; dead musicians are notoriously unreliable. I think it’s cuz we never could seem to get any airplay. And then the music industry changed. It wasn’t like today where you ride a $1,000 bicycle to Barnes and Nobles, drinking $6 coffees and then stiff the store on the $10 book.” LOBO pounds his hand on the dash. “We had suicide doors, steel dashboards and Vietnam to weed them fucks out. Now all we got is Metallica.“ He fishes around for the radio knob, and switches it to ‘off’. “You know what sucks about the Porsche 911 GT3?”
We both shake our heads.
“Just try and get one with an 8-track player,” he says. “The dealers just look at you like you’re completely crackers.” He lights another cigarette. “So where was I? Oh yeah … I was complaining about my life story. Nowadays it’s all seat belts and warning labels and lawsuits. Hell, I remember waitresses on roller skates with big-ass hair and no helmet, bringing Thalidomide-flavored fries out to your car in an asbestos crate, all the while stabbing Jets and Sharks left and right with her switchblade during the musical number ‘cuz her numb chucks were confiscated.”
“So what happened with the band?” asks Edward, trying to get him back on track.
“Vaginal Slide was on tour for our Fists of Furry record in Escuintla, and President Alfonso Portillo –big fan—flew us out to do some live recording at his palace. Who would have thought he would pick then to decide to have our lyrics translated? Turns out he gets so offended for some reason, he orders us all rounded up and executed. With phony papers and disguised as Nelson Mandela’s brother, I narrowly escaped.”“Nelson Mandela’s brother,” I says incredulously.
“Yeah. Frank Mandela. You know, the one that drives the Camaro?”
“Go on,” says Edward.
To be continued…….
The Odd and Quirky News
Chinese surgeons ‘succeed’ with sex organ transplant
SURGEONS in China say they carried out the world’s first penis transplant.
The doctors claim the operation was a success – even though the organ was later removed when the patient and his wife suffered “psychological problems”. The surgery was carried out at Guangzhou General Hospital on a 44-year-old man whose penis was severed in an accident.
The donor was a 22-year-old man who was brain-dead.
Surgical details, involving connecting blood vessels and nerve ends, are described in the journal European Urology.
The patient was given suppressant drugs to prevent his body rejecting the organ.
The doctors said: “The recipient could urinate smoothly in a standing position at day ten, after removal of the catheter.”
However, after 14 days the transplanted penis was cut off because of “a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife”. Despite this, the medical team claim the transplant was a success because it showed no signs of being rejected by the patient’s body.
I agree with the commenter that said…..This story is a little hard to swallow!! hehehe…..Until next time bye 🙂
Still_groovy said:
LOL… “a little HARD to SWALLOW!!!!” I’m out of my dirty mind, laughing at that one!
I’ve never been locked out of my site before. Love the picture of the Xanga support staff!
Kathi
Anonymous said:
That sucks!!! I NEVER got locked out, but I have heard this happening to other people. I would be having serious withdrawals, for sure!! Yeah, I definitely think that’s what the tech support staff looks like … monkeys … darn them!! I hope you had a good Monday .. mine was .. well, just … okay .. for a Monday … blah!! you!! Alicia
Viccieanne said:
i hate the lock….i have waited 2 or 3 hours before and still be locked out…
CynaraJane said:
There is little I hate more than being locked out of my XANGA!!! GRRR!!! And did you know that is someone types in your screen name into the sign-in screen and tries to access your site THEY can lock you out??? I think they need to change that…
BB61 said:
I heard about a guy who got a transplant because his was too small. He got a huge one and was very happy. He recommended a friend to the same doctor, but the friend was not satisfied.
As it turns out, the cheap son of a gun bought his buddy’s trade in.
Anonymous said:
Hey, I’ve had that happen (locked out, that is), and I hate it, too!
I’ve been AWOL for awhile (not for that reason) and wanted to stop by and see how you were doing.
I LOVE Andy’s ^^^ comment! Made me laugh out loud!
mzcook said:
that would be sooo weird, a differerent penis that the one they were born with. that is just unnatural.Have a great day!~Cookie~
Anonymous said:
Now that is what I call a Chinese Take-away. I Think I’ll stick to Indian for a while, although take-away bison is bloody hard to get in the car.
jtqueenbee30 said:
i got locked out of my xanga once….took me two days to get back in !!!! weird story…though i had read about it before….wonder what problem the wife had with it 🙂
Leonidas said:
you locked yourself out of your own account?…
Fudgeguy said:
Wow they can do that? Put on a new peepers? I don’t know if I would want to graft a stranger’s equipment onto the home base. *shrugs*
Anonymous said:
hey you..stopped by.hadnt in a while………….i have locked myself out too …damn it
SeafoamMermaid22 said:
I can’t stand being locked out, I really can’t!!!! I go insane! I even started a new site once because I was locked out & couldn’t wait 30-45 minutes!
babiesone1963 said:
Andy’s comment is so funny!!! Have a great Tuesday!!
mrtanner said:
hard to swallow….
very funny, Terri
thanks for the laughs
Brian
opio11 said:
not yet… love your music enjoy yourself don’t let the apes badda you. Merry Xmas
danjokango said:
Welcome back Terri :0) madder n a wet hen? Okay you’re an official cornball hehehe, but a REAL cute one hehehe. Severe psychological problems? Well yeah! How’d you like your wife to enjoy another mans penis? Wonder if they had to change the penis pet name.
Carpe_Deum said:
*gives you a tight hug* just for that AOL tech support picture. lol. ^_^
momofjenmatt said:
OMG I HATE when xanga does that!!!!!!!!
danjokango said:
I’ll string yer lights up anytime lil lady =)
SeafoamMermaid22 said:
RYC: We still haven’t gotten a tree.. since we just moved, it’s been hard getting our boxes unpacked & getting all the stuff organized. We cracked down last night, but after awhile, my back starts to hurt, and then my legs! I feel like I’m getting old, but I’m really not! 😦
babiesone1963 said:
Happy Humpy Day girly!!!
Anonymous said:
hey you.pics are up..hope you enjoy.
seedsower said:
I wasn’t locked out of my account yet,I would be so frustrated!!!!
Carpe_Deum said:
I know what you mean. Techs are completely useless most of the time. thats why I’m going to college to try and be a decent one. Or at least I hope so. ^_^
Carpe_Deum said:
I’m also in the cisco program but I am also in the intro to computer logic. I want to be a programmer if possible. It’s awesome that your in cisco though. Didn’t think women who took it were as beautiful as you. (And no, I couldn’t stop myself from complimenting you. ^_^)
Carpe_Deum said:
Thats awesome. ^_^ I hope it all goes well for you. You have such a beautiful body and mind, so you deserve it.
thefoursome said:
Yeah, I bet AOL support really does look like that! hahahahaha
Anonymous said:
I have emailed Xanga about other things and never gotten a reply. I end up having to figure stuff out myself.
Donkey_Guy_10 said:
I do not think xanga answer emails! Night!
danjokango said:
Funny, I used to be a tele tech for a certain isp company and there actually is a whole sub-section in the p&p’s (thats policies and procedures) handbook on “diversion protocol” right prior to the section on how to deal with difficult mad as a wet hen customers hehe JK. But seriously there actually is a protocol to divert customers, when all else fails, basically making up bullshit in “tech lingo” to passify the wet hen. FYI =)
Anonymous said:
OK I loved the penis story. LMAO
GrumpyBear54 said:
OK I have been locked out of my house , my car and work but not Xanga!!!!! Guess stranger things can happen….glad you got back in…have a great TGIF
SoCalGal2006 said:
OK, who is Lobo? And why does s/he have a corner?
Donkey_Guy_10 said:
Yes! My kids watched Mickey’s Christmas Carol a lot! Years! Ago! Christmas Past!
catspajamz said:
The customer support pic made me laugh.
duke6146 said:
Maybe if they sewed one on from a horse…..the wife would’ve been happy, and the husband would make due!
lol
Anonymous said:
Being locked out sucks, hasn’t happened to me yet.
Will donate all organs but that one, no way not even after I’m dead.
Anonymous said:
HAPPY FRIDAY my friend…. you’ve just been tagged! Much love!
Anonymous said:
Hey how have ya been? locked out I guess loll that is terrible..
Have agreat weekend..
W
Anonymous said:
Have a fun weekend.
momofjenmatt said:
RYC: sorry ha ha. I wrote a boring book.
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